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Monday, February 06, 2006

When Amimals Attack

Pressure. Pressure is what caused him to throw the first punch. The pressure to be brave, be the strongest, the pressure to win. But it was a wild one. The pit of his stomach told him it was too late to will his fist to retract and he hoped his opponent, El Diablo, would be just that fraction of second slower. However he knew by the look in El Diablo’s eye it was over. Everyone knows that when you throw a wild punch it’s over one way or another.

El Diablo felt the hairs on the back of his neck stand as he saw it breeze by his face. If it connected he was a goner. But it didn’t connect and immediately instinct took over. Three jabs deep into the left ribcage. He grit his teeth and hit even harder, pummeling his opponent and enjoying the sound of air pushing out of him with each hit.
“YEAH, MOTHER FUCKER!”
“YEAH, MOTHER FUCKER!”
“ESTOY EL DIABLO!”
“EL DIABLO, MOTHER FUCKER!” he roared while the saliva drooled and foamed out of the corners of his mouth.

Severe pain from cracked ribs along with the screaming and yelling crowd made it too difficult to focus any longer. Lights and people were spinning in his head. If only they would stop shouting. He closed his eyes and collapsed down to one knee. Another hit and he tumbled to the floor. The last thing he heard was a man’s voice scream,
“Get that animal off him!”
It was suddenly peaceful and he was flying. Soaring like a bird through a deep, warm, red canyon. His body floated toward the red rocks and then circled into darkness.

9 Comments:

Blogger monkey 0 said...

"when you throw a wild punch it's over one way or another." true enough for me, anyway... usually that means I'm tired of getting hit, so I respond by... getting myself hit.

who knew Dee was a boxer?

we're turning you, little by little. two of your last four posts are made up...

11:06 PM  
Blogger DeeM said...

well, if anyone could change me, it's a Monkey O.
I am experienced in the art of, 'defend yourself against older brothers'. :)

2:07 PM  
Blogger mysfit said...

DEEM!
the ancient art of 'defense against older brothers' huh? i know that one well, though i'm probably still a brown belt

otherwise, very descriptive passage m'dear

10:08 AM  
Blogger DeeM said...

MYSFIT!
A good rule of thumb to remember... when in doubt, fight dirty.

11:49 AM  
Blogger Ticharu said...

I lost my last fight but I was outnumbered... I think a gun would've evened things up nicely.

8:58 AM  
Blogger DeeM said...

Me too, Ray, me too! :)

Tich... Jees, how many people are we talking here?

2:19 PM  
Blogger Ticharu said...

I was 29, 2 guys ran me down in their car, beat the piss outa me and stole my wallet. I hurt them a little. I wasn't gonna part with $3.00 that easily! Bastards!

7:23 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

I love stories that have 'mother fucker' in them.

12:11 PM  
Blogger Rex Venom said...

Beatings and Savage-Lacing.
Rock on!

10:11 PM  

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